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The Making of FUNi's DBZ! FUNi: We're going to make a show with you guys in it called Dragonball Z! But you can't swear or hurt eachother badly or make eachother bleed too much so we don't have to dub alot! How does that sound!! Gohan: .... Goku: Why not? It was fun that way in Japan! Vegeta: ...belch Piccolo: No way. That's lousy! FUNi: LAZY TEENS!! Err...uhh I mean...well live with it. Everyone: AHHHH MAN!!!!!!! FUNi: Good. Now we must start with-- Nappa: WHEN DO I COME IN? HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH HUH?!! HUH HUH HUH!!!? Vegeta: *#$#!! Don't mind Nappa! He's jumpy today! FUNi: DON'T SWEAR!! YOUR SUPPOSED TO SAY DARN!!! Vegeta: I have the right to say what I want to! FUNi: No not for the American version! Vegeta: NOOOOOO!!!! FUNi: YES!!! WE ARE EVIL!!! Nappa: SO WHEN DO I COME IN!! FUNi: Uhh....later. Nappa: NOOO!!! SHI-- FUNi: (dubs what Nappa is about to say) Nappa: SHOOT!! Nappa: Wha...I...said...shoot? I thought I said... FUNi: PH33R OUR DUBBING SKILLZORS!! Nappa: But I don't want to! I don't fear anyone!! FUNi: Evil villian! Raditz: Let's get on with the show already!! FUNi: Oh, right! First Gohan you have to go on that branch and start screaming for help. Gohan: But I'm scared to! FUNi: DO IT!! Gohan: WAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! WAHWAHWAH!!! FUNi: Then your dad will save you. Gohan: (walking up to the branch still crying) WAHH WAHH!! (holds on) AHHHHH AHHHH!! HELP PLEASE PLEASE!! PLEASE?? PLEASE??! CAN YOU HEAR ME? I SAID PLEASE! FUNi: Perfect. Goku: ... FUNi: You know what to do now. When you disappear when you die, Goku, don't leave a big bloody spot on the ground. Goku: I can't help it! FUNi: Whatever. You do know what to do right. Do it. But no swearing and stuff. We'll dub the stuff you left in Goku: OOOKAYYY!!! (scene cuts to Roshi's Island) Goku: Uhh.... Master Roshi: Uhh... FUNi: (whispers lines) Goku: OH! YEAH! Blah blah blah Master Roshi: Blah blah Everyone: blah blah Goku: nimbus!! (gets on and flies to Gohan, who is still crying and screaming) Gohan: Someone HELP!! HELP!! Please!! Goku: (takes Gohan and flies back) Gohan: wow. wow. wow. wow. Goku: blah blah Raditz: HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOHHHHH OLD FARMER WITH A SHOT GUN!! YOUR POWER LEVEL IS 5! OH PITY YOU DIE NOW. Farmer: (has no idea of this) (shoots) Raditz: OH HEHE!! THATS EASY TO CATCH!! SEE!! (hold bullet) Farmer: It CAN'T BE!! Raditz: DID YOU KNOW YOU ARE SMOKING NOTHING!!? Farmer: (puts hand over mouth) WHAT?? WHERES MY CIGGY?! Raditz: (grins) (points to FUNi) FUNi: WHAT?! DON'T LOOK OVER HERE! (takes ciggy out of mouth and hides it) Raditz: They don't even follow their own rules. Tft. Well anyway...HERE!! (flicks bullet to Farmer) Farmer: Well I'll be darned. (bullet hits him, dies) Raditz: OH DEARY ME, WAS THAT TOO VULGAR FOR FUNi NOW? FUNi: Shut up. Raditz: YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT THIS. HAHA!! (flies) WOW, I THINK I CAN PICK UP KAKAROTS POWER LEVEL!! HEEEEE (lands) HELLO MR. GREENS Piccolo: calm down. Raditz: YOUR not KAKAROT are you. You die. FUNi: GASSSSSSP NOO SAYING DIE!! Raditz: Why didn't you catch the first time I said that. FUNi: Uhhh Raditz: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT Piccolo: oh no you don't. (BLAST) haha Raditz: HAHAHA, YOU SINGED MY LEG HAIRS! REALLY, I DONT KNOW WHY FUNi IS MAKING ME SAY THIS, BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T HAVE ANY!! Piccolo: Sheesh. Raditz: BYE!! (flies) Raditz: OOH Raditz: ITS KAKAROT!! HI KAKAROT. Goku: Who's that guy Raditz: I R YOUR BROTHER!! Goku: Right. Raditz: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Goku: blah blah blah? Krillin: blah blah blah blah Raditz: GRRR!! (whacks krillin into house) Krillin: Ow Goku: blah blah blah Raditz: (looks at Gohan) blah blah and blah blah blah (takes him) Goku: NO! Raditz: YES! (flies away) Goku: NIMBUS GET YOUR LAZY A- FUNi: CENSOR POWER! Goku: NIMBUS!!! Goku: Wow Goku: I said that Goku: really Nimbus: SHUT UP! I DONT HAVE AN A- FUNi: CENSORSHIP!! Nimbus: (doesn't say anything) FUNi: (laughs evilly) Goku: HAH blah blah blah Master Roshi: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Bulma: blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah All: blah blah blah blah blah blah (plan now it's the fight) Goku: RARARARARAR blah blah blah blah blah Raditz: blah blah blah blah blah Piccolo: blah blah blah blah blah blah Raditz: Haha (kills Piccolo's arm) HAHA I'LL HAVE YOUR- FUNi: CENSORING Raditz: HAHAHA! HAS ANYONE SEEN MY ARM YOU CAN'T MISS IT IT'S GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEN MY FAAAAAVORITE COOOOOLOR!!! FUNi: oops Raditz: blah blah blah blah blah Goku: blah blah blah Piccolo! Piccolo: blah blah...(charges up) 5 minutes pass Piccolo: MAKKEN-- FUNi: Whee, censoring is FUN FUN FUN FUN FUNi!! Piccolo: SPECIAL BEAM CANNON FIRE!!! RARARAR Raditz: (dies) FUNi: (rewinds) DONT STAND THERE IDIOT!! CANCELL IT OUT! Raditz: Sorry Piccolo: BEAM CANNON FIRE Raditz: (cancel) OWW, YOU HURT MY HAND!! IM TELLING!! FUNi: (edits out that OWW part) Raditz: ... Piccolo: #$%^&*( FUNi: (deletes) Piccolo: Goku: rar! (holds Raditz) Goku: USE YOUR FREAKING ATTACK AGAIN Raditz: MUAHAHA YOU WILL DIE TOO! Goku: so? Piccolo: yay! 5 minuts later Piccolo: beam cannon fire!! Raditz: OW Goku: :( FUNi: perfect... Raditz: (falls) Goku: Cool, Gohan forgot to come in! Gohan: oh yeah. (pops out) Gohan: rr Gohan: rr Gohan: rr Gohan: grr Gohan: grr Gohan: grr Gohan: leave my daddy alone BANG! Raditz: ow! you hurt me! all: blah blah blah Goku: leave gohan Gohan: but daddy Goku: diddy cant get up right now!! Gohan: but daddy Gohan: but daddy Gohan: but daddy Gohan: but daddy Gohan: but daddy Gohan: but daddy Goku: DONT CALL ME BUT DADDY!! leave Gohan: wahh Goku: (dies) Krillin: i'm here too you know Krillin: (sees Goku) GGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKUUUUU!! Raditz: (to piccolo) hahaha blah blah blah Piccolo: Grrr....(stomps on Raditz) Raditz: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! (dies) Goku: bye!! (dies too and dissappears) Krillin: where's the blood spot? BTW, WAHH!! Goku: Hi did radditzzs come! Yemma: yah! Goku: He fight you? Yamma: yah! Goku: is the only thing you'll say is yah! ? Yemma: yah! Goku: ok Yemma: yah! "blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah" Goku: Yay snake way, yay Goku: Hi all I'm back! Krillin: we all are! did we do good! FUNi: Let's dub out the stupid parts! Vegeta: that was lowsy! Goku: SO? YUO CNAT SPEL! Vegeta: heheh Goku: whats so funy? Vegeta: FUNi? GASP! Goku: You're mean (cries) Vegeta: LOL! WORLD DOMINANT! (stands on goku) (falls off) LAY DOWN ON YOUR STOMACH Goku: (sniff) Ok. (lay) Vegeta: (jump) Goku: AGHH!! Vegeta: YEAH!! Goku: ...ow Piccolo: ... Trunks and Goten: (In the back room) Hahaha! Goten: Let's play Trunks! Trunks: Ok! (back to the other place) ::CRASH:: Raditz: Did I just hear something!? Vegeta: yes. FUNi: I'll go check... (goes in back room) AGGH! Trunks and Goten: (freeze) Uhh... FUNi: What were you doing? Goten: (hides) Trunks: uh uh uh......................... Goten: .... Trunks: We were just uhh, trying to get something! Yeah that's it! Vegeta: ...(walks by FUNi and shoves the away) FUNi: Ow. Vegeta: AHH!! TRUNKS!! Trunks: AHH!! DAD!! Goten: AHH! TRUNKS DAD!! Vegeta: How many times has I told you not to play with the stove!! Trunks: ................. Stove: Yes he was playing with my and he knocked down all the spice! Trunks: ...sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........ :O Vegeta: (picks up Trunks by the hair and chuck him into the wall) Goten: GASP! Thats no way to treat a kid!! You might have killed him! Trunks: (faints) Vegeta: (leaves) Goku: Hi, so what happened! Vegeta: Trunks. and. goten. Goku: I'll see too. (Goes in the back room) AHH!! WHAT A MESS! (sees Trunks on the ground) AHH! (sees Goten hiding) Hi Goten. You sould come with me. Goten: OHH FINE!! Goku: Gohan is small riht now for the episodeds. Goten: Gohan small?\ Goku: Yes Goten: k (later after a few episodes when it is the |
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